It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
You're like the curious george of whores
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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