Its about making memories worth repressing
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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