i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Operation Purity has been aborted
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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