are you still at the devil's house?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.