Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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