Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

are you still at the devil's house?

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(515): View more from Iowa

Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!

(1-515): View more from Iowa

Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.

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(716): View more from New York

u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.

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(217): View more from Illinois

I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats

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(415): View more from California

i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap

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(214): View more from Texas

Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.

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