Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We named our party play list daddy issues
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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