Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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