ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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