The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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