apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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