so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
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Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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