At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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