This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Small penises have feelings too.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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