Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
it's great music for shaving your balls
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She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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