Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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