i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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