Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
She bit a glass in half.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
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she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?