Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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This is the high leading the old right now
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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