I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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