i would punch a child for taco bell
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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