I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
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I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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