i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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