Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
