her vagine was all disorganized.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
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I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
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