Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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