I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
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I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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