Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
this must be what syphilis tastes like
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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