Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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