You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
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i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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