its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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