it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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