i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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