Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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