boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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