Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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