I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
look no pants
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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