so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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