Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
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Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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