Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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