when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Farmville is her only friend.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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