their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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