what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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