It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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