Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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