now i know why i became what i already was.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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