Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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