Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Found your dick twin last night
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Randomize
