I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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