after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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