it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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