"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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