No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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