he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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