Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
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