8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
her vagine was all disorganized.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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